I am Michael Hein, Creator of the Universe, and this is a blog.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
Yo I love this and I love her but nobody should be treating songwriting as “easy,” you gotta put time and effort and basically your entire soul into it, please don’t do it because you think it’s neat and trendy, do it because you have something to say (which you definitely do.)
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