Everybody's Serious But Me

I am Michael Hein, Creator of the Universe, and this is a blog.

May 17
Imma ride Imma live Imma die Imma die fo my muthafuckin dawgz

Imma ride Imma live Imma die Imma die fo my muthafuckin dawgz


“I’m a good writer-honest” F. Scott Fitzgerald (via brandonjerard)

(via highbrowshit)


“She stuck a bookmark in my heart and walked away.” Saul Williams (via howdoyouwords)

(via thisworldhatesyoureyes)


anoncentral:

Zoom pl0x

anoncentral:

Zoom pl0x



kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

(via slatesofheaven)


May 16

I’m not saying I’m not an asshole, just that you’re one too

but there’s six billion of us so I’m not sayin’ nothing new


theonion:

Bangladesh Factory Owners Vow To Change Nothing So That This Happens Again: Full Report

theonion:

Bangladesh Factory Owners Vow To Change Nothing So That This Happens Again: Full Report

(via highbrowshit)


“You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?” ~ Porkbeard (via criminalwisdom)

(via thingstobysays)


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