October 2010
27 posts
Oct 31st
2 notes
How da fuck ya s'posed ta grow up when you wernt...
Oct 30th
Goodbye Internet. I hardly knew ye.
Oct 29th
Anonymous asked: I know of a women with whom you have had sexual intercourse. I too have had sexual intercourse with said women and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance. She went on to describe to me in graphic detail the dimensions and particulars of your genitals, and I can tell you what she said was not very generous, sir.
Oct 28th
2 notes
I'm terrified by how easy it would be to fall...
Oct 25th
You know what's kinda cool about being a guy? Not...
C’mon, leave the poor ladies alone.
Oct 25th
Oct 22nd
L-O-fucking-L
Do you know how hard it was for me not to comment back “Depends on whether or not the college administrators wanted to see some tip…” But alas, Rhona is Eoin’s mother, so it would not have been well received. When I come up with a good joke I can’t make, it physically pains me.
Oct 22nd
2 notes
Oct 21st
2 notes
Like, shit.
How do any of you maintain a friendship with me? I’m the moodiest piece of shit. I can’t even stand myself half the time. Guhh. End me.
Oct 18th
wut
emmaleighpw: Can’t find pencil. Search for pencil. Still no pencil. Get up, search for a new pencil. House literally equals zero sharpened pencils. Sharpen a pencil for 5 minutes with a knife like a barbarian. Sit down at desk. Mechanical pencil IS RIGHT THERE.   This is the best Tumbl you have ever Tumbld.
Oct 18th
4 notes
3 tags
Do you love him yet? Do you think it will last? Were you wearing the pants I bought you? Did you ever think maybe he thought you resembled me in some way?
Oct 17th
1 note
“II What sphinx of cement and aluminium bashed open their skulls and ate up...”
– part of Howl, by Allen Ginsberg.
Oct 16th
she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she still loves me she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she’s so lovely she’s so lovely
Oct 14th
1 note
mandatorymomjeans asked: http://www.twitvid.com/CRFMW

"I'M A SINGER, I CAN'T RAP. I JUST WANNA SAY I'M WHITE."
Oct 14th
When is time going to change?
I’m ready.
Oct 14th
2 notes
Science notes, according to Scott.
I swear to God I’d drop out of high school if it weren’t for this kind of stuff.
Oct 12th
1 note
Oct 11th
we can’t be friends because you spelled my name...
It was a typo, not intentional! How could I get it wrong? It’s in your Tumblr name…
Oct 11th
mandatorymomjeans asked: it's 10:30 and sj is standing outside my house asking for her pins that i bought for her from cape cod. what has my life become.
Oct 11th
kevinodonnell asked: I hate you. I fucking hate you. Honest to God if I had a gun I would walk to your house and I would shoot you in the goddamn face. And I laugh the whole time. And I would display your worthless corpse in a repulsive manner that would cause your family to vomit as soon as they saw it. And I would go to your grave after the funeral and pee all the fuck over your worthlessness. Piece of shit.
Oct 11th
Wouldn't it be great if there was a link to... →
Download it. Joey, that means you…
Oct 10th
5 notes
2 tags
Tumbling in school, teehee.
I am happy to report that Physics is officially out of my life. I will now spend X block every day coloring in skeleton diagrams in Anatomy class.
Oct 7th
Word to Johnny Drama.
Oct 7th
Oh God, someone just kill me. For real.
I am the worst person I know. Ever. What the hell is wrong with me?
Oct 5th
2 notes
For some reason, I've got God on the brain today.
What am I really missing out on?
Oct 5th
4 notes
I love Jason.
So much. That’s it.
Oct 3rd
5 notes