October 2010
27 posts
mandatorymomjeans asked: why don't i know how to sing.
gimme dat ukulele.
I AM AN INTEGRAL PART OF YOUR ASK BOX, TROLOLOLOL.
gimme dat ukulele.
I AM AN INTEGRAL PART OF YOUR ASK BOX, TROLOLOLOL.
September 2010
40 posts
Haha, I love Craigslist.
to the crook who stole my boat parts
Date: 2010-09-27, 2:07PM i am offering a thousand dollars for info on the person who stole the stuff from my boat. to get the cash you need to describe it and give me the info on the guy were i can find him. no cops will be called. this is personal. to the dude who stole my stuff you have a grace period of 5 days to return the stuff you stole. if i find you...
mandatorymomjeans asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Gs4xGw1Eg&feature=channel
he's angry okay.
he's angry okay.
Dear Tumblr,
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mandatorymomjeans asked: fuck, marry, kiss: holden caulfield, albus dumbledore, frodo baggins.
“Anyway, I’m sort of glad they’ve got the atomic bomb invented. If there’s ever...”
– Holden goddamn Caulfield (via emmaleighpw)
Anything to avoid my pre-cal homework.
A - Age: sexy and 17. B - Bed size: Full. Fuckin’ loft bed, like a boss. C - Chore you hate: Each and every one. Particularly in the autumn, when the leaves fall. D - Dog’s name: Zooey. E - Essential start your day items: Green tea and Eminem. F - Favorite colour: Green G - Gold or Silver: Soulsilver. I love pokemon. H - Height: 5’10” I - Instruments you play: The Git-fiddle. Which...
1 tag
Two and a half page essay on anything you want.
Usually, just the kind of assignment I love. Suddenly I’m drawing a blank. Does anyone happen to know what I want?
Oh, hey new followers!
Glad to make your acquaintance.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them...
Haha.
“It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when...”
– The Catcher In the Rye
Senses Fail
Is a good band. I don’t give a fuck. I love this album. I’m listening to it shamelessly.
…except that I disabled scrobbling. But still. Fuckin’ great.
So spectacularly alone.
I feel thin... Like butter scraped over too much...
Day 30 - Who are you?
Are you serious? All those shitty questions are supposed to answer this question?
I’m Michael.
“You just need to translate all your hurt into rage and resentment. I mean,...”
– Toby. Thanks man.
mandatorymomjeans asked: nmh because it is fall and lonely-smelling. yesyes mikehein?
Day 29 - In the past month, what have you learned?
Well, let’s see. I haven’t learned any pre-calculus, any physics, world history, english, or spanish. I guess I’ve learned to manage my time a little bit better. And I’ve learned that it’s impossible to get Rafael to like you. No matter what.
And also, that bitches ain’t nothin’ but hoes ‘nd tricksz.
“Game, my ass. Some game. If you get on the side where all the hot-shots are,...”
– The Catcher In The Rye
Day 28 - A picture of you last year and now, how...
Last year.
This year.
…Eh, not much.
Day 27 - Why are you doing this 30 day challenge?
I’m beginning to wonder that myself…
I dunno. Fuckin’ shit.
Day 26 - What you think about your friends.
MY FRIENDS ARE ALL AWFUL PIECES OF SHIT.
What is this question? The term “friend” implies that you like the person. All of my friends are great. Durr.
I should be partying with The Front Bottoms right...
connorgriffin:
But instead im home by myself…THIS FUCKING BLOWS! Today can suck my dick.
someone entertain or hangout with me
860-817-0309
Day 24 - A letter to your parents.
Dear Momma and Dad,
This won’t look as angsty and cool on Tumblr as everyone else’s, because we don’t really fight. But basically, thanks for being chill. Once I’m a grown-up we should hang out sometime, hit some trees or some shit.
Love,
Michael.
<3
Day 23 - Something you crave for a lot.
Hahaha.
lost a follower
Is it my breath?
Day 22 - What makes you different from everyone...
Haha, this one is stupid too. Obviously nothing, I have a Tumblr.
I suppose my dashing good looks are something…
If you put shit in my ask box, I'll answer you in...
Tempting, isn’t it?
www.mikehein.tumblr.com/ask
Day 21 - Something that makes you happy.
Day 20 - Someone you see yourself marrying or some...
Haha. This one sucks.
We’re like Burt & Ernie, minus the sodomy, plus alcohol.
Day 19 - Nicknames you have; why do you have them
Once again, I am several days behind. I don’t really have nicknames. Sometimes I try to start them and they don’t catch on (i.e. Voltron, Defender of the Universe.) But people always use my first and last name as though they’re one word. Mikehein. or MikeHein. Either way. Don’t give a fuck.
Plans/dreams/goals you have.
Gettin’ a bit personal, aren’t we? I honestly have no idea. Like, not even a general idea. Other people say stuff like “I want to help people” and “I want to make a difference.” That’s not exactly a priority for me. Does that make me a bad person? I just want to enjoy myself. That sounds terrible when it’s not in my head.
Day 17 - Someone you would want to switch lives...
He is truly, the most interesting man alive.
