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Day 24 - Your favorite movie and what it's about
Alright alright, day 23. For Kevin.
Jason Ass. Kevin Ass. Dawson Ass. Scott Ass. Fabio Ass. And yes, I picked four of these gentlemen because they follow me and I wanted to boost their self-esteem. The fifth is just a real hunk. You might be surprised by who’s who though.
Meanwhile, in my driveway....
The snow is as high as an elephant’s eye!
Day 23 - 5 guys you find attractive.
Haha. This was definitely meant for girls.
Day 22 - How have you changed over the past two...
Hardly at all… Freshman Mike: Recent Mike: I can hardly tell the difference…
Hahaha what the FUCK. Me and J-Feelz doin’...
Day 21 - One of your favorite shows.
Seriously though, I'm mostly not kidding when I...
Day 20 - How important you think education is.
It’s like, necessary. But not that important. Any idea what I learned in anatomy yesterday? Nope, me neither.
p-sst asked: mike i am drun kand thianks for liking all my drunk posts ti tjink they are so good.lol
I think I'd be good for you!
And you’d be good for me!
Day 19 - Disrespecting your parents.
Errday. lawl so last night my mom asked me if she has to worry about me drinking or whatever. and I was like “Mom, look at me.” And that was the end of the conversation. I’m not really sure what her final opinion was.
Day 18 - Your Beliefs.
The original trilogy is superior.
Day 17 - Your highs and lows of the past year.
It’s been a low year, except when I got high.
Two Humans (in a conch shell)
twobabies: A guy who dresses well. A guy who doesn’t shower. A guy who drives them places. And so much love.
Day 16 - your views on mainstream music.
Does anyone else feel like we’ve been reliving the eighties since the eighties? No progress has been made.
Day 15 - Your favorite Tumblrs.
whyisthesun: saying no means a yes to “no” saying yes means a yes to “yes” however, saying no does not mean a no to “no” saying no to no means “yes” therefore, the answer is always “yes”
You don’t bring a date to a wedding! that’s like bringing a deer...– Barney Stinson
Day 14 - Your earliest memory.
When I was five, my sister swallowed a penny and we had to go to the emergency room to get her checked out. Everyone was freaking out. Then I heard the doctor tell my mom not to worry because it would come out, so I asked how it would come out. When I realized that the penny would make it’s escape by stowing away on poop, I swear to God I laughed until I was eight.
Day 13 - Somewhere you'd like to move or visit.
Anonymous asked: So you're the guy who tried to make it with a goat?
I've got twelve dollars in iTunes giftcards and...
Day 12 - Bullet your whole day
Haha, this will be sad. -Woke up at noon. -Laid in bed and coughed for like an hour. -took a pharmacy and a half’s worth of medecine. -Ate toast. -FINALLY POOPED after like three days. -During which time I finished Part Two of On The Road -Set up camp in my basement to watch How I Met Your Mother and Tumbl. There you go.
That awful feeling when you love talking to...
fatoprudentiamajor: So, my whole life?
I'm doing fine.
And I’m planning to keep it that way. You can call me if you feel like you have something to say.
Day 11 - Put your iPod on shuffle, list the first...
1.)Randy’s House - Andrew Jackson Jihad 2.)Yellow Buttons - Daniel Johnston & Jad Fair 3.)Up The Punks - Ghost Mice 4.)One Of My Turns - Pink Floyd 5.)What Kind Of Fool Am I? - Deer Tick 6.)Standard Bitter Love Song #7 - The Mountain Goats 7.)IMIMTIAD (Bears) - Fung Wah Bus 8.)The Only One - The Black Keys 9.)Ennis’ Toilet - Bill Cosby 10.)Suze (The Cough Song) - Bob...
Day 10 - Discuss your first love and your first...
Nah. anyone else notice that my responses to these are getting shorter and sadder? Anyone upset about it?
p-sst asked: I like how you showed me the "We'll be back shortly" screen in Anatomy hahahahhaha
Day 9 - What you hope your future will be like.
I’m hoping to write something that people read after I die. Maybe something that seventh graders have to read for school, and they’ll all hate me and curse my convoluted character traits. But as long as I don’t get too old, I’ll be content with a modest existence.
day 8 - a moment when you felt the most satisfied...
I’m hoping that’s yet to come. So far, a few that stand out are immediately after my black belt test, immediately after I finished The Catcher In The Rye for the first time, or the first time we found The Magic Waterfall. Or sex. Most of that was terrifyingly satisfactory.
Snow can eat my back right now!
Day 7 - Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits...
Honestly I had to look up what Virgos are like. I had no idea. I guess some of it fits. I like to think of myself as straightforward and anylitical. But I’m not a workaholic, for certain. This is dumb, this was a lot less fun than the other days.
Jameson's Fourth Birthday
I wrote this piece earlier this month. Kind of gave up on revising it because I got tired of hearing what other people thought of it. Don’t give a FUCK. But y’know, thoughts as always in the askbox or whatever. The only reason I agreed to wake up on December fifth was because of my little cousin Jameson’s fourth birthday party. I was feeling pretty sympathetic towards him; his...
Day 6 - 30 interesting facts about yourself
1.) I try not to be too self-involved.