The Mike Hein Grounding layout as of 2/13/11...
Two weeks: No cell phone No internet No going out (could be worse.) For a long time/until I do something awesome to outweigh this: No computer in the room No trust No complaining No independence No dignity No pride No sense of accomplishment No benefit of the doubt No right to a trial and a jury of my peers No fun No fun No fun No fun
Haha, Hey guys, remember that time I came home...
We have consolidated some classes between departments and adjusted some sections...– Eric Bernstein Thanks for your full honesty and for clearing up the issue in a way everyone can understand…wait, no, you did the exact opposite of that. (via whyisthesun)
kevinodonnell: I like Weezer more than most...
Today's funny pass:
So I got to Anatomy already thinking about all the funny things I could squeeze onto a sticky note and get Dr. Uche to sign, only to find to my dismay that we had a sub. This teacher who basically spent the nineties in some kind of pharmaceutical coma and doesn’t think I’m very funny. Like, what? I’m awesome dude. If you don’t think I’m funny, I don’t think...
DADDY NEVER UNDERSTOOD
Anonymous asked: KEEP POSTING PASSES THAT YOUR TEACHERS SIGN FOR YOU.
Day 30 - Your highs and lows of this month.
My cousin is a dancing fool. “Don’t worry, my daddy lets me jump on the bed all the time.” I’ll be bailing this kid out of jail any day now.
Anonymous asked: i like your justin beiber swoop ya HIKEMEIN FUCKER
Day 29 - Goals for the next thirty days.
-Not do another thirty day challenge. -Go to class. -Pay attention in class. -Stay in class. -Stay awake in class. -Keep on being fly like a G6.
I'll Tumbl more soon, I promise.
Don’t do it.
Da 28 - Something that you miss.
The days when the Y button on m keyboard worked regularl.
Da 27 - A problem that you have had.
I’m really self-righteous, it’s getting to be more and more of a problem.
Why do I keep getting unfollowed on Twitter?
Could it be my grossly offensive subject matter? My mildly uninteresting observations? My highly outdated euphemisms? Oh yeah and Joe’s still here. I hope school was cancelled. I didn’t even check…
Day 26 - what kind of person attracts you.
*see days 23 and 15.
Super Smash Brothers Melee isn’t a drinking game? Me and Joe are champs.
what the fuck Japan?
Day 25 - Someone who fascinates you and why
Doctor Uche, my Anatomy & Physiology teacher, the most quotable man of all time. “What is wrong with me scratching my butt? The hand is mine, the butt is mine, I scratch if I want.”