February 2011
36 posts
The Mike Hein Grounding layout as of 2/13/11...
Two weeks:
No cell phone
No internet
No going out
(could be worse.)
For a long time/until I do something awesome to outweigh this:
No computer in the room
No trust
No complaining
No independence
No dignity
No pride
No sense of accomplishment
No benefit of the doubt
No right to a trial and a jury of my peers
No fun
No fun
No fun
No fun
Haha, Hey guys, remember that time I came home...
-_-
“We have consolidated some classes between departments and adjusted some sections...”
– Eric Bernstein
Thanks for your full honesty and for clearing up the issue in a way everyone can understand…wait, no, you did the exact opposite of that.
(via whyisthesun)
kevinodonnell:
I like Weezer more than most...
Today's funny pass:
So I got to Anatomy already thinking about all the funny things I could squeeze onto a sticky note and get Dr. Uche to sign, only to find to my dismay that we had a sub. This teacher who basically spent the nineties in some kind of pharmaceutical coma and doesn’t think I’m very funny. Like, what? I’m awesome dude. If you don’t think I’m funny, I don’t think...
DADDY NEVER UNDERSTOOD
Anonymous asked: KEEP POSTING PASSES THAT YOUR TEACHERS SIGN FOR YOU.
trolololhehehe
trolololhehehe
Day 30 - Your highs and lows of this month.
I flatlined.
WatchMy cousin is a dancing fool.
“Don’t worry, my daddy lets me jump on the bed all the time.” I’ll be bailing this kid out of jail any day now.
Anonymous asked: i like your justin beiber swoop ya HIKEMEIN FUCKER
Day 29 - Goals for the next thirty days.
-Not do another thirty day challenge.
-Go to class.
-Pay attention in class.
-Stay in class.
-Stay awake in class.
-Keep on being fly like a G6.
I'll Tumbl more soon, I promise.
www.mikehein.tumblr.com/ask
Don’t do it.
Da 28 - Something that you miss.
The days when the Y button on m keyboard worked regularl.
Da 27 - A problem that you have had.
I’m really self-righteous, it’s getting to be more and more of a problem.
Why do I keep getting unfollowed on Twitter?
Could it be my grossly offensive subject matter? My mildly uninteresting observations? My highly outdated euphemisms?
Oh yeah and Joe’s still here. I hope school was cancelled. I didn’t even check…
Day 26 - what kind of person attracts you.
*see days 23 and 15.
Who says
Super Smash Brothers Melee isn’t a drinking game?
Me and Joe are champs.
what the fuck Japan?
Day 25 - Someone who fascinates you and why
Doctor Uche, my Anatomy & Physiology teacher, the most quotable man of all time.
“What is wrong with me scratching my butt? The hand is mine, the butt is mine, I scratch if I want.”
