April 2011
75 posts
“‘You know what I mean?’
I think you ask me
when you’re done...”
– TFB
March 2011
39 posts
Anonymous asked: Think it might be time to change your twitter picure, mane?
Oh God I just registered for the SAT's
My life is flashing before my eyes.
I can smell my blood.
I’m going to die.
This will literally be the end of me.
…
I’m hard.
ASK. BOX. MY. WHAT. QUESTION. THINGS.
BORG
BORG
BORG
BORG
I'm
hard.
p-sst asked: OH and today for the first time I remembered that time we were sitting in dunkin donuts a long time ago. That was nice. Oh well see you tomorrow!
p-sst asked: Good point, I wouldn't be! I hope that's your way of saying ya miss me bcause I miss you too and everyone at school :) Will be back Tuesday!
mikehein asked: Mike, your followers want to know how you can so graciously treat everyone around you like total garbage without worrying about the consequences? Isn't it true that you once had a moral compass?
Want a zine?
If you are interested in reading the work of four angsty young writers, interspersed with some visual propaganda, e-mail mrh825@gmail.com and i might send you one. Or see any of the flippy-haired loud guys at school at any time, we’ll try to have a few on us at all times.
Anonymous asked: Please list ten things you give/gave/will give future fucks about.
www.mikehein.tumblr.com/ask
Things. Ask me them.
I love naked
jasonrule:
But I hate fats
“Kill People, Burn Shit, Fuck School”
– Odd Future (via whyisthesun)
I hate when giving zero fucks becomes challenging....
Wait, what? I shouldn’t have a tumblr. I do not enrich the lives of my followers.
mandatorymomjeans asked: don't mention his name.
don't
do
it
but i bet he has a tumblr. it would not shock me at all.
don't
do
it
but i bet he has a tumblr. it would not shock me at all.
When people compare themselves to Holden Caulfield
thedesignatedclapper:
oh my god my lord my savior come down here I'll be...
oh my god my lord my savior come down here I’ll be on my best behavior
oh my god my lord my savior come down here I’ll be on my best behavior
oh my god my lord my savior come down here I’ll be on my best behavior
oh my god my lord my savior come down here I’ll be on my best behavior
oh my god my lord my savior come down here and show your face.
Wait, something funny on facebook?
It must have come from Tumblr…
p-sst asked: Topless Tuesday = no? Pussy.
emmaleighpw-deactivated20120326 asked: since i've gotten any ASS fuck is that
A poem about Vietnam?
Who does my English teacher think she is? A teacher? Fuck outta here.
shaqmu asked: The Front Bottoms.
shaqmu asked: So, I found your tumblr. That sounds pretty ambiguous, but whatever. I googled something about a band and "mikehein.tumblr.com" came up and I thought, "Oh, I know a kid named Mike Hein," and here we are. I'm glad you enjoy this hipster ridden website as much as I do. The end.
sacrificingmylungs asked: Kewt blog, bro~
Hello Tumblr, it's been a while. Here's a synopsis...
Drugs
watched Futurama from start to finish
ate many pizzas.
slept excessively
worked hard at school (?)
drugs
made new friends
but kept the old
(one is silver and the other’s gold)
rhymed
wrote things that will be here
decided that list posts on Tumblr are actually pretty funny
came to terms with the fact that I’ll never read them unless I post them
wallowed in my own...
p-sst asked: topless tuesday?
before-we-turn-to-stone asked: Still no witty posts, tsk tsk. I'm disappointed :P
