May 2011
103 posts
It's not easy being green, when you feel blue all...
April 2011
75 posts
I think I need more clothes.
I don’t smoke weed, so no need for the matches.
Said “fuck coke” and now I’m snorting Hitler’s ashes.
It's not right, and it's not nice to try to kill...
Life's a salad,
I’mma toss it.
The real question here:
Why are my toe nails still painted purple? Seriously?
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But like, I don't want to...
I definitely just don’t have it in me to work this hard. I am chemically designed to spend at least an hour a day lying on the couch or whatever. Not thinking, basically. Especially if they’re gonna want me to spend all morning devoting my attention to math. And especially if it’s gonna be this nice out all the time.
hyliannhero asked: That awkward moment when a random girl emerges out of the TumblrAbyss and is so concerned with your grammar that she feels compelled to comment on someone else's post about it...?
I'm not supposed to think your death wish is cool,
But then I see you knockin’ back tequilas by the pool.
And I’m a yellow rose,
growing near the ground,
waiting to climb something.
I feel weird when I look at things when I'm not...
Ew, Grape Pez.
Easter is ruined.
Everyone is serious but me.
hyliannhero asked: Wrong wrong wrong. You can get "passed" a test, not a time, though. When you're talking about time, it's "past".
Hahahah. You can come live under my bed, buddy. No worries.
Hahahah. You can come live under my bed, buddy. No worries.
hyliannhero asked: I USED THE CORRECT past. As in, "I am moving past this" not "I have already passed this point". Fucker.
Also, I am not ditching. I have work. It's important!
Can't you try to survive without me for just one day?
Also, I am not ditching. I have work. It's important!
Can't you try to survive without me for just one day?
thingstobysays asked: Just finished your "Pat" piece. i think is great and has a huge amount of power and potential for more. I talk more tommorow.
hyoboobies asked: te adoro means i adore you....that wasnt my question
The fuck, my ask box just became a widely popular...
Careful what you wish for, I guess.
Anonymous asked: who are your favorite academy seniors?
Anonymous asked: what would your perfect girl be like?
Anonymous asked: what would your perfect day be like?
velvetseas-deactivated20120101- asked: te adoro
hyliannhero asked: I don't know why that just happened, because what I meant to write here was: that I have absolutely no intention of doing Raphaels job essay and that I'm past the point of caring. Please, high school is over.
Anonymous asked: what are your favorite blogs?
hyliannhero asked: new hair friendddd.
velvetseas-deactivated20120101- asked: ehhh I have my beliefs
velvetseas-deactivated20120101- asked: Oh well I know you will give me a back massage whenever :)
velvetseas-deactivated20120101- asked: Hi I'm Mike and I'm cool
velvetseas-deactivated20120101- asked: rawrrr
By the way, this is what my head looks like now:
u lyke??
hylian-hero:
You are water
twelve
feet
deep
and i am boots
made of concrete
Party like tomorrow is my funeral.
Gotta stop mixin’ alcohol with pharmaceuticals.
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New idea for my first tattoo:
The quote “I eat because I’m unhappy, I’m unhappy because I eat.” encircled by what appear to be rose vines but are actually just small cartoons of fast foods connected by little black lines. Get stoked.
Guys I'm so serious.
Aliens. Seriously.
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Maybe I watch the History Channel after midnight...
But I’m pretty sure aliens were here guys. I’m pretty sure these crazy motherfucking rock circles were put there for aliens and I’m pretty sure aliens built those giant motherfucking pyramids and Easter Island heads and shit and I could even be convinces that we’re all motherfucking aliens. And for some reason thinking about it makes me so happy. FUCK.
hyliannhero asked: can you just look at what i put on patrick murphys facebook wall?
Try talkin' on that fuckin' blog with your arms...
How to Monday night, by Mike Hein:
Ride your bike through Somers in the rain after midnight drinking Mountain Dew and basking in post-Subway euphoria. Then get home and realize that THE MOST IMPORTANT thing in your miserable little life fell out of your pocket on the way home. And do not retrieve it. because you’re tired.
FOREVER REBLOG
coffeeandsigarettesx:
Tomorrow, the hair flip dies. Any objections?
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
The main point of Tumblr:
To make fun of Tumblr.
Anonymous asked: http://www.mountainside.com/
We're worried about you, honey.
We're worried about you, honey.
Anonymous asked: http://www.thehopeline.com/getHopeCoachHelp.aspx?tabId=1
Try talkin' on that blog with your fuckin' arms...
Oh my god god queryeactals this is the way of path. I tear him asunder. With none but my hands.
