June 2011
60 posts
Zine's done.
G’night buttlickers.
"Alright boys, commence naked."
Famous words of Jason Rule.
is this inappropriate, Greg?
Nah, it’s definitely good.
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Graduate:
Tonight:
Jammed with my Joey. You know summer is coming when there’s a drastic upswing in the rock ‘n roll.
Waterfalled. Finally. So refreshing.
And now I am finishing this zine. Who’s stoked? You’re stoked.
May 2011
103 posts
The unanswerable question:
Will I look like more of a douche if I wear Dickies or cut off khakis?
Someone help me up my swag.
whyisthesun asked: Dude how even are words formed ever!
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This house is a holding cell.
BWA
Yee.
Another righteous afternoon.
We’re on a roll boys.
cultofyouth-deactivated20110908 asked: To the loveliest Mike Hein,
The tenth? Wait. That isn't a question.
The tenth. Be there or be square or I'll slice your throat.
Love always,
Alden
The tenth? Wait. That isn't a question.
The tenth. Be there or be square or I'll slice your throat.
Love always,
Alden
This afternoon.
Too righteous. Nice job boys.
Anonymous asked: Tell your bitch to stop complainin' 'bout her achey tits
Her body is a temple, I don't give a fuck, I'm atheist
Her body is a temple, I don't give a fuck, I'm atheist
Anonymous asked: really...its stupid. Especially if it puts you in a bad mood. then it defeats it's one purpose...
Anonymous asked: Take more drugs instead
Anonymous asked: Don't take drugs then
Anonymous asked: Why do you feel like shit though?
Anonymous asked: what do you mean by your "notfeelinglikeshit gland seems to be malfunctioning…" ?
Augh...
My notfeelinglikeshit gland seems to be malfunctioning…
You are an idiot.
I mean it when I say that I fucking hate you.
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Just found a list in my backpack titled...
Here’s the bands that are scheduled to play:
Fence-post Fiesta
Velcro Vaginas
Skin Coat
Denim Dick
Jaguar Jamboree
The Sawblade Greeting
Priest Burner
The Angry Anesthesiologist
Trucks
Acrobatic Ass-sex
Bitch Shut Up
Close Call Cat-Swinging
Dissecting Deacons
Drink My Blood
The Toothless Butcher
Spinal Gun
Penis Race
Screaming Waffles
Femur Toes
Four-Fingered Barber
...
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70th follower...
I know you meant well. But you have made me pretty sad.
ALL OF YOU
jasonrule:
Should attend the band slamwich at max bibos in Wethersfield. At 6pm there will be food available to purchase. At 7 music will begin with an honest affinity. Followed by robbing the Vatican. Followed by the heleveticas. Followed by two humans! (my band). We’re rockin hard for the rapture tonight. I don’t care if you aren’t attending. Reblog this. Spread the word!!!!!
For the one-hundredth and last time:
Fuck Hamlet.
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Tobias Calzarette is a douche bag to the one...
I will exact my digital revenge if it’s the last thing I do.
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I love so much man cock in my asshole
i just felt that everyone needed to know this.
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Done with homework for the night.
Know what that means? Yep. Three more bowls of chili. Then lying on the couch groaning happily and watching How I Met Your Mother until I can’t stay awake anymore.
hyliannhero asked: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/AJQayD/taimapedia.org/index.php%3Ftitle%3DStoner_achievements
Anonymous asked: big booty bitches?
I'm In Love by Charles Bukowski
she’s young, she said, but look at me, I have pretty ankles, and look at my wrists, I have pretty wrists o my god, I thought it was all working, and now it’s her again, every time she phones you go crazy, you told me it was over you told me it was finished, listen, I’ve lived long enough to become a good woman, why do you need a bad woman? you need to be tortured, don’t...
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Things that I am:
Hungry
Helpless
Thirsty
Dirty
Depressed
Things that you are:
Ugly
Hazy
Amazing, when you’re singing “la la la di dum da”
Just one more follower guys.
That’s all I’m asking for.
Anonymous asked: messy subway sex with you. m
Anonymous asked: mikeyoursexi
Anonymous asked: HOW MANY SOULS DID YOU MURDER TODAY
Anonymous asked: SOUL MURDERER
Anonymous asked: MIKE U R A FUQINQ SOUL MURDERER
I make a lot of decisions.
hyliannhero asked: "I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody’s around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re...
Living it.
