Good thing Greg unfollowed me on Tumblr, otherwise...
I regret nothing.
Mom caught me trying to build a makeshift...
The way we look at history is very fragile.– Phillip Coppens (Ancient Aliens)
So like, I'm literally scheduled to work exactly...
If anyone’s in the mood for a sandwich and then a quick tumble in an airborne car, feel free to stop by, I guess…
I am now a grown-up.
IT’S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS AND I AM ANGRY AT EVERYONE WHO IS NOT TALKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.
I keep thinking to myself, “I’m starving, I’m going upstairs to make a frozen pizza.” But then I’m like “Wait, no, it’s almost three in the morning, I’ll just go to sleep and eat a lot at breakfast tomorrow.” And then this argument goes on for several minutes during which time I debate the logistics of pizza making and the severity of my...
Web browser on the Wii! You know what that means?!
FULL SCREEN PORN.
i thought the fad of being politically correct...
jasonrule: along with fighting for civil rights. i think everyone became equal and nobody noticed Amen you gay nigger.
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Guys, that last post was so fucking funny I...
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Come fire, come water, come karma, we’re all in transition.
Can anyone send me some Algernon Cadwallader...
Babes. I love em.
To my two followers that don't go to school with...
Go here: www.twohumans.bandcamp.com Dowload that album. It is worth all three dollars.
So when I sat behind that drum set, your...
I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year...– Natalie Miranda (via redwinterswarning)
When will you look at yourself through the grave?
It's so good to learn that from right here the...
And you’ll never want for comfort And you’ll never be alone
I'M NOT EVEN HUMAN. I'M A BODY-SHAPED DEMON.
Anonymous asked: why are you sad?
Guys I'm sad.
That awkward moment when
you have to make an appointment to put your dog down.
Broken-hearted boys like me are everywhere you...
The 96% of the people who read this will not have...
iminmyzone: :/ R.I.P Goku
Mario Kart online
My social life is over
Anonymous asked: who do you date
Creative process is bullshit.
Get drunk you dicksacks.
Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days thing.– Barney Stinson
Anonymous asked: single?
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What do I want for my birthday?
Stop cutting my pants into shorts address the issues I cannot ignore do the things that I think you might like be alone, probably for the rest of my life.