September 2011
75 posts
2 tags
Good thing Greg unfollowed me on Tumblr, otherwise...
I regret nothing.
Sep 1st
August 2011
49 posts
6 tags
Aug 28th
24 notes
Mom caught me trying to build a makeshift...
Foiled again.
Aug 27th
5 notes
“The way we look at history is very fragile.”
– Phillip Coppens (Ancient Aliens)
Aug 27th
4 notes
So like, I'm literally scheduled to work exactly...
If anyone’s in the mood for a sandwich and then a quick tumble in an airborne car, feel free to stop by, I guess…
Aug 27th
I am now a grown-up.
Aug 25th
Ancient Aliens
IT’S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS AND I AM ANGRY AT EVERYONE WHO IS NOT TALKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.
Aug 24th
1 tag
I keep thinking to myself, “I’m starving, I’m going upstairs to make a frozen pizza.” But then I’m like “Wait, no, it’s almost three in the morning, I’ll just go to sleep and eat a lot at breakfast tomorrow.” And then this argument goes on for several minutes during which time I debate the logistics of pizza making and the severity of my...
Aug 23rd
1 note
1 tag
Web browser on the Wii! You know what that means?!
FULL SCREEN PORN.
Aug 23rd
7 tags
Aug 23rd
689,596 notes
i thought the fad of being politically correct...
jasonrule: along with fighting for civil rights. i think everyone became equal and nobody noticed Amen you gay nigger.
Aug 23rd
If you haven't looked at my new blog yet, you're...
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Aug 21st
7 tags
Guys, that last post was so fucking funny I...
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Aug 20th
23 notes
Aug 20th
12,455 notes
Come fire, come water, come karma, we’re all in transition.
Aug 19th
Can anyone send me some Algernon Cadwallader...
Aug 19th
1 note
Babes. I love em.
Aug 19th
2 notes
6 tags
Aug 19th
1,947 notes
1 tag
To my two followers that don't go to school with...
Go here: www.twohumans.bandcamp.com  Dowload that album. It is worth all three dollars.
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
2 notes
1 tag
So when I sat behind that drum set, your...
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
22 notes
“I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year...”
– Natalie Miranda (via redwinterswarning)
Aug 18th
6 notes
1 tag
When will you look at yourself through the grave?
Aug 17th
It's so good to learn that from right here the...
And you’ll never want for comfort And you’ll never be alone
Aug 17th
1 tag
Aug 17th
54,830 notes
3 tags
Aug 16th
3,959 notes
I'M NOT EVEN HUMAN. I'M A BODY-SHAPED DEMON.
Aug 16th
8 notes
Anonymous asked: why are you sad?
Aug 14th
6 tags
Aug 14th
9,982 notes
1 tag
Guys I'm sad.
Aug 13th
1 note
1 tag
That awkward moment when
you have to make an appointment to put your dog down.
Aug 12th
Aug 10th
1,642 notes
4 tags
Aug 9th
137 notes
Broken-hearted boys like me are everywhere you...
Aug 9th
Aug 8th
62 notes
The 96% of the people who read this will not have...
iminmyzone: :/ R.I.P Goku
Aug 8th
3,701 notes
Mario Kart online
My social life is over
Aug 7th
2 notes
Aug 7th
12 notes
Anonymous asked: who do you date
Aug 7th
Creative process is bullshit.
Get drunk you dicksacks.
Aug 7th
4 notes
“Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days thing.”
– Barney Stinson
Aug 7th
Anonymous asked: single?
Aug 7th
1 note
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Aug 5th
9 notes
Aug 4th
What do I want for my birthday?
Aug 3rd
1 tag
OH
Aug 3rd
1 note
I will:
Stop cutting my pants into shorts address the issues I cannot ignore do the things that I think you might like be alone, probably for the rest of my life.
Aug 2nd
4 notes
Aug 1st