April 2012
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lol
Help me decide on the title of my memoir about how...
-“No Bitchin’ In The Kitchen, The Michael Hein Story”
-“Eat, Pray, Mop Up Your Boss’s Puke”
-“How My Boss Stole Guiness”
-“The Darkest Heart Of Man (Is A Plate Of Chili Cheese Fries)”
-“Hell’s Kitchen Pays Minimum Wage”
Suggestions?
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Sometimes I pray I won’t die
I’m a goddamn hypocrite.
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New band:
Two Humans Is A Beautiful Band And I Am No Longer Afraid To Say Mildly Racist Things In The Interest Of Good Humor
“Find what you love and let it kill you.”
– Charles Bukowski (via tarrinj)
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Guys seriously the student loan forgiveness act
I mean I know it’s a long shot but seriously just sign it so I can dream.
http://signon.org/thanks.html?l=al-4028218-20120504-emtxhJ&petition_id=13602&id=39782-22671419-_tV0Awx
LISTEN TO THIS ENTIRE ALBUM IT WILL ROCK YOUR... →
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Literally laughing myself into fits of flatulence....
“Two Humans is racist.”
“I can’t believe anyone’s still backing this band.”
Hahaha.
Jesus Christ guys.
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Guys...
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Trooper-Driver-Report-Mysterious-Object-Falling-From-Sky-147146415.html
Anonymous asked: whats the best type of woman?
jasonrule:
i asked my brain, “how do you feel...
Anonymous asked: Youre hot
endlesssicktimes asked: Can I be shirtless in your SUNY intro?
Money
jasonrule:
Sucks
